"I'm not young enough to know everything"
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"If  you spend all your time juding someone, you have no time to love them"
                                        -Mother Teresa
"No one can make you feel inferior unless you let them"
                                        -Elenore Roosevelt
"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone"
                                        -Western Koan
"Life and love are life and love. A bunch of violets is a bunch of violets. To drag in the idea of a point is to ruin everything. Live and let live, Love and let love, flower and fade, and follow the natural curve, which flows on pointless"
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"Dont let school get in the way of your education"
                                        -Mark Twain
"The only good thing about being wounded in the buttox is the ice cream"
                                        -Forest Gump
"Eye for an eye leaves the world blind"
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"There once was a man from paris, his balls were made of fine brass, in stormy weather they clanged together, and sparks flew out of his ass"
                                        -Leprechaun 3
"Once a man was gathering water outside his village. He saw a tiger on the other side of the field. The man ran from the tiger, and  in a desperate attemp to save his life, the man climbed onto a vine which was hanging off of a cliff. The tiger stood at the top of the vine waiting for the man to get tired and climb up. Soon after the man noticed that another tiger had stationed itself directly below him. Very soon after that, the man noticed two little rats who had started to gnaw away at the vine. Frantically the man looked around and saw a vine with a big red strawberry on it. He picked the strawberry................. How delicious it tasted"
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